When you sneak into someone’s house and replace their toilet with an exact replica from Home Depot with a hole that’s too small for poop to go through
Person 1: Damn it! I thought I hired plumbers but instead they gave me the ol’ Rustlin’ Tim Robinson
Person 2: Get out of my house
Person 2: Get out of my house
by anonymous April 22, 2023

by Catty harris May 27, 2018

Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy
by TheGreatNan November 7, 2019

One with whom a person engages in sexual intercourse in anticipation of a long-pursued romantic interest finally putting out.
“Sounded like you had fun last night. Was that Becky?”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”
by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020

by shreksophone player March 9, 2023

A person who shags a horse for fun for the sake of having an orgasm and also lets a dog lick them out to stimulate the clitorous to make them wet
by Hoecentral January 14, 2018
