Weiner Wedgie

When the the front of underwear consticts the movement of a mans package. Usually involving the back side of the underwear having an annoying excess amount.

Guy 1: Dude stop grabbing your crotch

Guy 2: Dude ive got such a Weiner Wedgie its not even funny

Guy 1: That sucks man

by Bsmack44 March 24, 2010

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011

Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

weiner sneeze

the act of jizzing

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.

by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

weiner womp

a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.

Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.

by rbonewomper February 18, 2010

Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009

weiner-tag

It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.

Bibby weiner-tagged me in walmart the other day, and the eldery couple behind us frowned.

by Bibby June 18, 2006