Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

by marble_player March 12, 2011

weiner womp

a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.

Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.

by rbonewomper February 18, 2010

weiner delight

A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.

Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib

by gimmeweindelight May 5, 2010

Weiner Wedgie

When the the front of underwear consticts the movement of a mans package. Usually involving the back side of the underwear having an annoying excess amount.

Guy 1: Dude stop grabbing your crotch

Guy 2: Dude ive got such a Weiner Wedgie its not even funny

Guy 1: That sucks man

by Bsmack44 March 24, 2010

weiner sneeze

the act of jizzing

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.

by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009

weiner-tag

It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.

Bibby weiner-tagged me in walmart the other day, and the eldery couple behind us frowned.

by Bibby June 18, 2006