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Assault Weapon 

Weapons in a variety of ways, including the all popular Assault Rifle. However other weapons exsist.
Usually used to describe weapons that auto-fire, a full automatic weapon.
Assault Rifle
Uzi
Ak-47
Metal Knuckles
Taser
Mace
Switchblade
Butterfly Knife
Condoms during rape(INEXSISTANT)
Dildos
One of those Fucking Machines yo find being sold an ebay by sum old bitch.
Ducks
Cat
Pillowcase
Assault Weapon by W/e May 13, 2005

academic weapon 

Mason is an absolute academic weapon, man is goated.
academic weapon by Coop1105 October 11, 2022

Insurance Weapon 

A weapon, usually a shank of some kind, carried without intention of use. They are carried in case a violet situation occurs and one would need a pointy object of some kind to defend oneself.
I carried my empty beer bottle with my downtown as an insurance weapon.

I keep my switchblade with me as an insurance weapon.

Wet Weapon 

When after consuming Jager Bombs you can transform into the ultimate weapon in love, sexual prowess or a comedy genius. You can also (at the same time) become a demi-god, a destroyer of worlds, the ultimate warrior and a better lover than Cupid

Alt. After too much Jager your Penis becomes like a wet gun -useless "Overcooked wet weapon"
"Look at Arik over there, just did five jagers - He has become a wet Weapon. No doubt someones gona get it."
Wet Weapon by Arik of Arnold January 12, 2012

Academic weapon 

They get an a , they get a b , they’re DAISY

Ex: Wow Daisy Guillen got a hundred on her Avid final , what an academic weapon !

Alternate definition : Danielle Barber
Wow Daisy Guillen got an A in Pre-Calculus, and is a junior officer, what an academic weapon !

Guadalajaran Siege Weapon 

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!