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North Vancouver

Somewhat of a suburb to the Pacific Northwest city of Vancouver. It is across the water to the north and deserves its own name but for some reason has to settle with North Van. It's very different than the city, especially higher up where I live - the air is fresh and the mountains are your backyard. And plus it actually snows quite a bit in the winter so you can experience all the seasons.
North Vancouver is way better than the city, all my friends live here.
by Shmilk September 28, 2006
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Vance

(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"

Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
by Twirl Matzah January 6, 2010
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Vancho

Vancho is a person with the great charisma and very strong positove influence on any kind of people around. Everyone is just amazed by his energy and directly and indirectly he can lead people to great things in their lives. Vancho knows what he is good at, even when he doesn´t show it often. he is helthy selfconfident which brings him a lot of benefits in his life, very hard-working and strongminded.
As a friend he never let you down and always help you, as a partner always support you in anything you want to do.

There are only few people in the world as him and it is always a treasure to have him in your life.
Vancho
by Bambinka November 24, 2010
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West Vancouver

One of the most affluent cities in Canada, West Vancouver has the highest annual income per household in British Columbia. Populated by mostly professionals and heirs/heriesses spending their wealth, West Vancouver also houses a number of "pinoy" nannies who prance around in TNA and are an integral part of society. However, crucial to the social structure of the city, and indeed the ones keeping West Vancouver afloat are the tutors. These highly intelligent and wicked beauties hail from all over BC, and indeed help prepare students in West Vancouver get through school. Along with schoolwork, these tutors also train their protegees in the art of conversation, social skills, street smarts; they are simply put, the geishas of the modern world.
Yo wanna chill after your lab?

I can't, I have to go teach rich kids in West Vancouver =(
by dude_revenge@hotmail.com December 25, 2008
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Vancouver Canucks

A NHL franchise that anually dissapoints their fans with shabby playoff showings and promises of glory next year.. Also the only professional sports team whos greatest accomplishments are almost winning a championship twice.. Canuck fans turn to rioting and looting in the face of defeat as a man can only take his team loosing for around 35 years before he snaps..
Canuck fan.. Ya well remember the vancouver canucks 94 cup run? we almost had it, we got robbed. Mark Messier is a douche..
by r6rider September 26, 2008
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Vance

A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
"Oh my god, who's that hot guy over there?"
"That's my boyfriend, Vance. Be jealous bitch."
by chance22 January 6, 2012
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Vancouver Syndrome

The chronic antisocial inclination to either ghost someone or straight up lie, to avoid telling the truth, or especially to decline an offer or a date. Very prominent in Vancouver, Canada, especially in the dating scene.
"Did you get a date with that girl?"

"Nah, she's ghosting me. Bad case of Vancouver Syndrome I suspect"
by MinMax123 February 9, 2019
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