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United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!
by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017
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unitedracer

An outlaw in red dead redemption who likes eating fat cats this species may simp over Wendy from gravity falls and Pacifica northwest from gravity fall also this species loves body pillows but doesn’t actually own one
Unitedracer eats fat cats
by Anonymous [75605] June 27, 2020
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O-Unized

Something that has been taken over by O-unit.
That school has been O-unized
by makaveli88 February 21, 2004
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Leeds United

Leeds United is something that will set you up in life so that nothing can disappoint you anymore cause it’s been doing that for all your life. It has its highs but mainly lows. Though it disappoints you, you still support it no matter what though you wish you didn’t half the time.
Wow they’re always letting me down! They’re like Leeds United
by Sksksksk Oof July 5, 2019
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The United States of America

A fictional country that first appeared in the textbooks of every primary school as a country built upon the principles of freedom and liberty.

The United States of America is often confused with the actual countries, The United Corporations of America and the country, The Divided States of Amnesiacs.

All rational scholars agree that the United States of America never existed. Saying, "if it did ever exist, it only lasted between 1 to 5 minutes in the minds and hearts of those who conceived of such a nation."

Nevertheless, a loyal following of the fantasy country still exists. Elections are held every four years for an illusionary president. And the belief that the US is the greatest nation EVER is a requirement for membership in several fanatical groups.

Recently, however, growing dissatisfaction with the fantasy of The United States of America has led many people to even doubt the fairness of democracy. With proclamations that democracy is an illusion as well. Nothing more than the tyranny of the majority and the servant of the wealthy few. In turn, this has led many to look for other imaginary countries. Countries such as Narnia, Wakanda, Loompaland even the entire Marvel Universe have experienced a rapid influx of mental migrations in an attempt to escape the reality of a fantasy nation.
Sentences:

“The United States of America is the home of the free and a land under God!!”
“Good. Very good my child. Now, it is time to take your Batch-five medication, and then we’ll listen to and repeat today's Doublethink. Remember…Ignorance is Strength!"
by Wittyhandle October 19, 2021
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united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do
United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do
by shane p August 23, 2006
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United States of America

A country that got big from stealing land and participating in wars that they have nothing to do with. Country that loves to hate, mostly made up of pretentious cunts that are depressed and are 5 seconds away from shooting up a school church, or your local walmart. It Uses A name of a whole continent to describe itself. takes what it wants. love to brag about artists and important figures that are originally not even American. oh and i almost forgot, they also love to practically trap their natives in "Reservation camps" until they kill themselves. horrendous Amalgamation of other countries that maybe could respect others a bit better.
American: Hey, man, The United States of America is the greatest. we have the best army , the best government, and the best actors/Important figures Any other Reasonable Human Being: wait, so you prefer a hegemony that wont work over feeding, housing, and educating your own country for about 1/3 of the budget for the army? By the Best government do you mean a president whose job before the campaign was to be daddy's personal stripper? Or do you mean the fact that a Wyomingites vote is worth more than a californian's? or that your shithole state doesnt matter for the elections and so does your vote? or finally that winning is not determined by popular vote (no, that's too hard) but by points according to the popular vote by state? Your government is great at one thing and one thing only, lying and brainwashing. did he bring your jobs back? no he never will. did he build a wall? no he didn't. By actors and Important figures do you mean Bruce Lee, Guillermo Del Toro, Jackie Chan, Diego Luna, Avicci, Tiesto, 6IX9INE, lil Xan, lil Peep and that's just scratching the surface. also, in the sports that no other country really cares that much about like Basketball and American Football the majority of the players are of the ethnicities that you hate so much, yet you love the sports. just accept that your country is entirely made up of immigrants from all over the world. Being a Patriot in USA should be more like also praising the countries that made it.
by yungboi69 May 28, 2018
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