Underwater Ping Pong

A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.

Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!

by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017

Underwerking

Underwater twerking

Me and Haley were underwerking in the swimming pool

by teasis78 February 28, 2019

underwear

ITS OPTIONAL!!!

i am comando today, no underwear

by jtnm December 8, 2021

Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

Post Underwear Itchies

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.

I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.

by DenimDog March 5, 2012

Gods Underwear

Were you were no underwear (panties, Boxers)

"Omg did u hear someone pulled this guys pants down and he was wearing gods underwear "

by Sug@r January 28, 2016

amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.

Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.

by RJRG April 1, 2017