dick typing

When you have a boner (also called boner typing), you type with your dick on the keyboard.

IM Buddy with Boner: hrt i, dkc typjng

IM Buddy: WTF???

IM Buddy with Boner (now using hands): I was dick typing. look it up on Urban Dictionary

by twinet November 6, 2009

tying your hoodie strings

Tying your hoodie string means you have no swag and your hair cut is so fucking bad you have to tie your strings, Also prob wear a All grey sweatshirt with red lettering

Tying your hoodie strings gets you no pussy

by Chillin like a villain March 12, 2017

Typing quirk

The way George Bush types in the IRC to his private American buddies.

<BUSH> h2y, wh2ts 2p?
<JFKoo> George I don't understand your typing quirk
<BUSH> w2ll f2ck y22 th2n

by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023

Hog tying

The art of releasing methane gas from the sphincter and entrapping an oppenent or any individual for that matter in farticles by running around them as you release or immediatly after

Bob: Dude why are you randomly running in circles around me?

John: Haha im just hog tying

Bob: come on i swallowed the farticles

by John Kroll May 24, 2008

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Typing Whore

A person who loves to troll on the internet through typing

..usually annoying, frustrating..

its someone that you would wanna punch in real life .-.

person A: TROLOOLOLOLOLOL
personB: gosh, you are such a typing whore

by theonenonescares June 14, 2011

quickhand typing

Typing something without using punctuation, so as to save time. Is used in texting and on faccebook and such. Also used to show dumbass oklahoma people how gay they are quickly.

haha look, im using quickhand typing to show this oklahoma girl how much of a dumbass she is

by oklahomahater November 16, 2010