Twilightoholic

someone who is so freakishly obsessed with Twilight it's sickening to people around her

"omg, emma's suck a twilightoholic, its messed

by SUF1318 June 19, 2009

Twilight tan

Pasty, glow-in-the-dark, extreme white skin earned through the total lack of exposure to sunlight and vampire-like nocturnal habits.

Dude1: Dude, what did you get up to today?

Dude2: Dude, nothing. I didn't even leave my room until after sunset. I sleep all day now and do shit at night. It's really helping me perfect my twilight tan.

Dude1: Sweet dude.

by The Genis December 13, 2009

Twilight

Formally known as the division between day and night when it is not-quite-day but not-quite-dark outside. Was once used metaphorically instilling a sense of foreboding, change, or ambiguity. However all those past senses have become quite archaic and have been replaced with a collection of delusion,s tween concepts of love and glitter... lots of glitter.

Person one: "It's almost twilight by now"
Person two: "I like Twilight too, but its not like I have to set apart time to ritually watch it"
Person one: "No, I meant its dusk"
Person two: "I also like books about bats, but its not like I have to set apart time to ritually read it alongside posters of Edward Cullen"
Person one: "No, like the time, you know, after day-time, but before night-time"
Person two: "Why the hell are we talking about bats and Twilight for then?"

by Jon Wonk April 8, 2010

the twilight's last streaming

to fail.

Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."

by spikeumike February 25, 2011

civil twilight

The first stage of twilight after the sun sets, or the last stage before the sun rises

Dude, lets go to Iceland. In the summer, it doesn't get any darker than Civil Twilight.

Nah man, I need my sleep. I also hate cold weather

by anonymouslapras2783 July 9, 2019

autumn twilight

When a jewish man is masturbating outside at night in autumn and tumbles into a pile of leaves on his pack as his ejaculate spews into the sky.

Sooooooooooooo I just had an autumn twilight at work and everybody saw it.

by ChunkyJewsterCJ October 9, 2019

Twilight Series

-The worst series of books every printed. a waste of trees. They say that the book is for young teens, and that we are all stupid for liking twilight. well I am 13, and I hate it. And yes I know what real literature is. I've read little woman, a tree grows in brooklyn, many more.
Bella, one of the main characters, SUCKS. She has no real personality, with no character growth. She is a clumsy person, who whines, and can't d anything for herself. She is average looking, and she is just down right dependent on everyone but her self. She is like a pet gold fish, except goldfish are way cooler.

Edward, a creepy stalkerish pale bloodsucker. The only reason Bella "loves" him is because of his looks(superficial, right?) and he sparkles (tell me that doesn't make him gay, huh?) he is like 109 years old, Still goes to highschool(?) and is in love with a clumsy dumb teenager.
he watches her sleep and even stands out side her house. he "loves" Bella because of her smell (fishy, huh?) . But, just to clarify, Edward only feasts on animal blood, Not humans. he is a Good vampire (he still sucks in my mind) (get it, SUCKS!)

Jacob- is actually okay. he is a werewolf, who for somereason loves bella (dumb much?)

Alice- edwards sister, she is okay too
Cullens-Sparkling "vamps"

All in All Save yourself the time and don't read twilight or the rest of the sega.

ie.of a conversation with a twilight series lover

TwilightFan-OMG! I Luhove twilight! edward is Such a great BF! OMG Bella is like so lucky! and Like edward is like really hot and he is nice and like protective.

AnyOneWithARealBrain- Uh, Bella really doesn't do anything, and edward is really controlling. They both have no real personality.

TwilightFan-what are U talking about? I mean like twilight was like the best book I ever read! and like the best movie.

AnyOneWithARealBrain- Twilight was probably the ONLY book you've ever read. If you could even call it that.

TwilightFan- STFU! Twilight is uh-mazing and you like no it.

by GirlWithSense January 2, 2010