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Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023
mugGet the Surf & Turfmug.

Turf Grabbers

When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.
Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"

Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
by Keppppp November 10, 2010
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Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.
I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.
by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025
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turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it
I gotta go get my turf shirt ese
by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020
mugGet the turf shirtmug.

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
mugGet the surf 'n' turfmug.

turf

To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.
Old geezer down the block said "stay off my lawn." Tonight Imma turf his front yard.
by Rat Zap November 28, 2019
mugGet the turfmug.

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
by Sunstorm June 5, 2020
mugGet the Turf warmug.

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