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Des Moines Trombone

When you just got demoted from the big leagues and need to blow off some steam with the locals in bumfuck Iowa. The guy shoves a whole corn up the girl’s ass, lights in on fire, and immediately covers the corn with the bell of a trombone. The girl lets a massive fart rip so flames come shooting out of the trombone.
Dude, I can’t believe the Cubs fucking demoted me to AAA. I’m gonna take Sheila out to do a Des Moines Trombone tonight!
by GoCubs2916 June 6, 2018
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Tromso

A city on a bridge. Northern most city where you can find a university and Catholic Church. Go here if you want to see the Norther Lights or get absolution. Both good for ultimate enlightenment. This can also be found at the university.

Filled with Norwegians and one cold Italian.
Andy, can I come visit you in Tromso?

I'm cold, lets hide in the Tromso Church, or University.

I wish I were in Tromso right now.
by coldheartwarmbody April 21, 2009
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jamaican trombone

A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.
Let's get in the 69 position and you can practice playing the jamaican trombone.
by eMeS September 26, 2003
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Tromboner

A person that gets a boner, from playing or listening to the trombone music.
He is such a Tromboner!
by Pussy ripper December 18, 2010
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Bloody Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids
My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.
by Ibestew2 August 19, 2009
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rusty trombone

when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.
by lkjhhjkl January 2, 2010
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