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When you just got demoted from the big leagues and need to blow off some steam with the locals in bumfuck Iowa. The guy shoves a whole corn up the girlโ€™s ass, lights in on fire, and immediately covers the corn with the bell of a trombone. The girl lets a massive fart rip so flames come shooting out of the trombone.
Dude, I canโ€™t believe the Cubs fucking demoted me to AAA. Iโ€™m gonna take Sheila out to do a Des Moines Trombone tonight!
by GoCubs2916 June 06, 2018
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