English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.

Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.

by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006

topcat-tastic

when something is as good as or better than the most famous tramp cat of all time. the one and only.. TC.

I just found out the the civic centre in barnstaple, DEVON is being demolished. The news was topcat-tastic.

by Oli Cowling January 14, 2007

Topal

another word for a backside infection

"oh man, i forget to wash my ass, now it's covered in Topal"

by RMCF January 31, 2008

Topman Indie

A guy who buys all his clothes from Topman and thinks hes well indie because of it.

1: Oh my god i look well indie
2: you look topman indie

by Glamourhacker February 16, 2009

Tappahannock Tattoo

A term used primarily in central and coastal Virginia to describe the mark or scar left when someone is stabbed with a shiv, rusty nail or broken beer bottle.

Don't wander into the wrong Essex County tavern if you're stopping through town or you could end up with a black eye and a Tappahannock Tattoo.

by Crabber June 24, 2009

Pussy topiary

The art of shaving/waxing/trimming a woman's pubic hair into different shapes and configurations, for aesthetic reasons, for her pleasure and that of her partner. The easiest shape to achieve is, without doubt, "the landing strip". A heart shape can be achieved with a stencil. The squirrel and peacock are more challenging.

Last night I spent ages shaving and trimming and waxing my bits, just to get a nice, neat little bush. It's a fucking work of art now, pure pussy topiary.

by mona_minchiata April 15, 2009

topham

a hick-townish family that originated from northern utah, and is one sixteenth cherokee.

the topham family is crazy.

by df asdjkl August 5, 2008