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dirty throne bone

Having sex on the toilet when one of the participants is pooping.
Before I shower I like to have a dirty throne bone
by Trippnutz November 22, 2014
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travesty throne

Something you might find yourself on after a long night of bad decision making. This usually involves quite a large dose of shame, an upset stomach and frequent flushing.
After a late night which included 8 beers and 5 shots followed up by a Crave Case, Andrew spent his Sunday in close proximity to the travesty throne.
by Rocker-D-Licious December 25, 2014
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alaskan throne

Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes
Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.

*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*
by TheMadFratter69 January 16, 2017
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porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.
Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !
by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018
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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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dingle throne

A pompous idiot who thinks his shit don’t stink but really his ass is a nesting spot for a king sized dingle berry.
Look at that POS I bet he has a dingle throne in his pants.”
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 9, 2022
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Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
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