Theo Manela

Tall fuck that thinks he’s cool cause he cause he almost got with a seventh grader that’s secretly hated by all his “friends”

Gavin has more rizz than Theo Manela

by Romeooooooo June 22, 2024

Sir Theo

Sexy Bruneian man

Sir Theo is the best player in the world

by Jimhead July 15, 2021

Theo X Rochelle

69% Chance ngl that is amazing!

Theo X Rochelle is going to happen!

by dobdev February 24, 2022

Theo

man has a huge fucking forehead

person 1: "hey theo-- woah what the fuck my fucking eyes"
theo: "the sun shall shine bright today"

by biggest schloom February 5, 2025

Theo

Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.

I want to have anal with Theo

by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023

Theo

Theo is a man that will look after you, and care no matter what. He will always be by your side, no matter what you're going through. He is the most genuine, caring, loving and compassionate person you will ever meet. He will go the extra mile for you. He is willing to put others first before his own. He will encourage you to keep going and affirm you of who you are as an person. He is the sweetest person there is. Often people can mistake him for his motives, but after all, his name means ‘god’. He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.

Person 1 “Theo changed my life for better”

Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”

by Iloveyou_theo November 22, 2021

Theo Von

(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.

“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”

“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”

by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025