The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 16, 2021
Get the Corona virusmug. The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
Get the Twitter Virusmug. by skyheartt April 20, 2011
Get the virus popmug. As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
by bugpower March 15, 2020
Get the virus replicatormug. Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
by the crack down October 29, 2014
Get the Thot Virusmug. From the people who brought you the hits Ebola and A.I.D.S, this virus can grossly deform children still in the womb if their mother should contract it, rushed straight from the continent to you!. Thanks Africa for your latest contribution to the world.
Did you hear Tracey just found out she has contracted the Zika virus? I hope she doesn't have to terminate her pregnancy.
by Frankencastle September 19, 2016
Get the Zika Virusmug. Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
by UmmNo April 14, 2010
Get the Classy Virusmug.