I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.
by cruella June 08, 2005
When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.
Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.
by Andre Bushart April 03, 2007
1. A man who walks into any bathroom and instead of choosing a urinal with no one around him, he goes and stands next to another guy using a urinal.
by Domination57 May 01, 2011
The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.
I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.
by techlozenge April 20, 2011
A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 08, 2018
by Timber WHMC November 23, 2013
Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019