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mother of the night

similar to 'mother of god' but with more thunderclap.
jeff: shit the store closed at 9 pm!
finn: mother of the night!
by mysterymeatball July 12, 2014
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Night Siphoning

Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.

Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.

Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.
Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.
by travors February 18, 2010
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Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them
Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!
by Nicky J! April 23, 2009
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Night vale

Things are weird and gay.
In night vale there are weird and gay things
by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021
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frank night

When a woman goes out, gets drunk, sleeps with complete stranger, and goes home one pair of panties shy of a wardrobe. Not knowing his name, he becomes known as Frank to her friends
You came home with no panties again Chrissy. Did you have another Frank night?
by Latenite007 March 26, 2016
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trump in the night

An unnecessary disturbance caused by a person who has a pathological need for attention.
These presidential tweets have no substance; they are a trump in the night.
by smjgJsbjgsm July 28, 2018
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night's over

Polite way to let a friend know that you need to leave some place fast because you LITERALLY shit your pants (sharted)or FIGURATIVELY shit the bed. If you just farted up the joint and need to leave you might say "night's over" as hyperbole.
a: Night's over.
b: Why?
a: I pooped my pants so lets get outta here fast.
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a: Night's over.
b: Dude, we didn't eat all day, how'd you shart.
a: I didn't shart, I just got rejected hard by the shot-girl, though, so we gotta bust outta here.
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This derives from the classic line in the movie 25th Hour: "Night's over. I sharted."
by Hilldough January 2, 2009
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