Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.

Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!

by Galfinkus October 25, 2010

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

Spin Mop

The Female version of a Fidget Spinner

My Wife enjoys her new Spin Mop, now she can relieve stress AND keep my floors clean

by ELCHEEZE October 4, 2018

april mop

April mop is another word for defining April Fools day. Widely used in the hood

April mop you sucker

by Doctor Michael April 1, 2020

socialist mop

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.

Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."

by JTK4 October 19, 2009

mop me

A phrase used to invite someone to give fellatio.

Mop me nigga. That man told me to mop him.

by Toxxiiccs November 28, 2017

D-mop

Any person from the town of Demopolis, Al, that is overly awkward and uncool to be seen around. Also has serious trouble talking to any girl in a socially acceptable way.

Girl 1 : "Who's that creepy guy dancing over there?"
Girl 2 : "Oh, he is just D-mop"

by fhau October 1, 2009