Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.
by trollmeat January 2, 2018

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex
by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.
I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!
by NotDaShon January 22, 2017

by Afrocant June 16, 2019

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie
by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015

1-Malibu
1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City
1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City
by drewvinci November 15, 2019
