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Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.
Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.
by trollmeat January 2, 2018
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Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex
Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire
by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016
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Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014
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moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.
I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!
by NotDaShon January 22, 2017
mugGet the moist textsmug.

Moist Duccy

Its Simply just the most holy thing ever
Oh wow look at the Moist Duccy hes ready for Uncle Mark
by Afrocant June 16, 2019
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moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into
Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie
by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015
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Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City
by drewvinci November 15, 2019
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