Kris

Very parallel

Is that kris? He is so parallel

by Allsaturnsstars May 10, 2019

Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’

Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭

by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

Kris

A guy who will most definitely pipe your mom

Aye bro watch out kris might pipe your mom

by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020

Kris

Known for having a big head and shaped like a football with a m

Yo did u see that head at the store yesterday? I think it was a Kris

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Kris woah damn

He’s a fat kris woah damn

Damn look at that kris woah damn

by Vince charter February 20, 2022

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 20, 2023