kris

kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real

Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3

by celesticles September 1, 2023

Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.

Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.

by DocXeno February 13, 2022

Kris Folsom

The act of masterbating at work in the bathroom.

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!

by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021

Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep

yo kris is such an emo

by k4is October 4, 2022

Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022

Kris

A slang word for
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.

Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.

by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024