Jake

the thiqqest and shortest boy out there

wow hes thiqqq he must be a JAKE!
Dang, Jake got cake!

by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019

Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it

Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule

by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018

Jake

A dudette

Jake is a dudette

by ykjakeisadudette August 20, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea

"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"

by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019

Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom

Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor

by anonymous September 16, 2020

jake

very cool skater boy

how that jake is well cool at life

by the main skater boi October 11, 2020

jake

A person could be a boy that is short but has balls of steel

Jake is a balls

by yurbfyryufhruibhrbyfrhfuhrui November 4, 2022