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where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners
Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!
by danny doritoe July 28, 2019
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Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers
No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker
by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021
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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
by mpheyse February 25, 2023
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Doritos Crash Course

A free video game released in 2010 for the Xbox 360
Hey John, want to play Doritos Crash Course after school?
by melon31 July 10, 2023
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doritos

doritos are a very nice food man
pilwon: hey jooha whant some doritos
jooha: please let my family go
by satoru gojos #1 wife March 28, 2024
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Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
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bbg doritos

When you misread Bbq Doritos ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ’”
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