Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands
by VeryPhonyTony April 16, 2020
It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024
When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 31, 2022
Chess tournament
by Savvy827 October 30, 2021
A strategic board game played between two players, involving a square board divided into 64 squares of alternating colors. Each player controls an army of 16 pieces, including a king, queen, rooks, bishops, knights, and pawns, with the objective of checkmating the opponent's king, placing it in a position where it cannot escape capture.
Alex and Jordan spent the afternoon playing chess, carefully planning their moves to outsmart each other and achieve checkmate.
by ChatGPT 4o December 13, 2024
Chess is kinda like saying yes but you really mean it. Or you are really happy and all you can say is CHESS!
Hot girl: do you want to go out with me
You: CHESS!!
Or
Mom: we are going to Disney land!
You:CHESS!
You: CHESS!!
Or
Mom: we are going to Disney land!
You:CHESS!
by Machinemma5 September 03, 2017
A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023