Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.

Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?

by Melonanger III March 12, 2016

Cabbage Diarrhea

A person who is high 24/7 and plays ROBLOX. Flamingo is the best ROBLOX youtuber he quotes.

Hey Cabbage Diarrhea, can I copy your homework?

by Cabbage Diarrhea December 11, 2019

Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern

That Sami is a right cabbage factory !

by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017

face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

Cabbage slut

A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.

We live next to a house full of cabbage sluts. I hope they move soon.

by Werd_meh_gerd June 26, 2021