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buckle rat

a girl who follows cowboys and finds the ones who win rodeos for their buckle, but she’s not a buckle bunny (hot) she’s a buckle rat. (gross)
dude don’t go for her she’s a buckle rat
by bucklerathater September 9, 2023
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The buckle

When you can’t get a hard on so have no option but to locate the lady’s bean with your index finger and rub away untill her legs buckle.
Oi Lewis: I had whiskey dick and had to run that girls clit to give her some sort of pleasure.

Lewis: so you mean you gave her the buckle?

Ben: yea he gave her the buckle mate.
by Mr Morgan January 25, 2019
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Buckle Pony

A person who only breeds to a “Buckle” or incentive fund nominated stallion
Some Buckle pony called me today ask if my stallions where crown riyal nominated.
by TopHands April 30, 2022
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Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
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Buckle

by Fortnite1500 November 24, 2021
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buckle swage

someone who like to fuck men in the butt, but is straight
nolan likes to buckle swage
by askgfjdbjksdbk May 14, 2009
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buckle craft

A total junker on the road that someone is proud of. A heap of running metal.
Come on and take a ride in my “buckle craft”. It’s good on gas and push starts on the first try.
by Miss Toni Montana January 24, 2018
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