Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick March 13, 2014

Vag Sticker

noun: what a "man's" dude card is replaced with, once revoked.

Josh: "That was gay, I'm pulling your Dude Card."
Alex: "Well, what do i get instead?"
Josh: *pauses* "a Vag Sticker."

by deceptive enlightenment March 13, 2009

Vag Cav

This was improperly posted as an abbreviation or other reference to "vaginal Canal" This is wrong, like duh. VAG CAV = VAGINAL CAVITY!!!

The Gino looked into her VAG CAV and then he fingered it to check the goo. LOL

by VAG CAV MASTER September 29, 2019

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair”

“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”

by Thid November 28, 2017

vag-addict

to be addicted to everything vagina

males and females equally have the ability to be vag-addicts. it transcends all ages, races, and any/all other socio-economic brackets.

by vag_addict#1 April 09, 2010

Rav-vag

To go ravenous on the vagina during oral sex. To eat her pussy out in a voracious manner as if your are starving and haven’t eaten in days.

I went all rav-vag last night on Rachel. She came three times.

I love it whe he eats me out rav-vag style.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

by Jamesmcspanks November 10, 2008