Twist Ass

1) A person who is a combination of incredibly pretentious and endlessly obnoxious
2) Some one who rubs you the wrong way
Dude, Max wouldn't stop talking about how he can't wait to move into his dorm and Yale.
Thats annoying
Yeah, and he was doing his rich guy laugh
Ah man what a twist ass
by quitecontent August 26, 2015
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twisted nigga

a bitch ass mother fuckka who scratches his balls mid conversation
dis twisted nigga tho.
by fiftyshadesofthiiissdiicckk April 14, 2016
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Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer someone on in a fight. For example in an MMA Fight. Is also commonly used as an inside joke.
"Grab his dick and twist it, you twist that dick! Twist his dick! Good O'l Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at an MMA fight.
by Accailyn November 03, 2021
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twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.
Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab
by RubberDuckee October 04, 2017
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filipino twist

The Filipino twist originates in Lancaster, PA, where two men with feet on the floor, twist backwards into a backbridge, then the a girl jerks off both men while doing a splits. The girls legs are then in between both men’s legs. First one to nut yells, Filipino!
Yo Brandon, let’s do the Filipino twist with Caroline!
by LancasterLofts November 14, 2020
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Twisted Salazar

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
by Executive Intern August 02, 2003
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Plot twist

A term used by 14-year-olds in comment sections in order to receive internet points that they wouldn't be able to obtain otherwise due to their unfunny nature.
*A Youtube video shows two guys playing a game of table tennis, during which one of them notices that the noise of their playing at one point resembled the beginning of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.*

14-year-old commenter with over 5k likes : "Plot twist: The other guy doesn't even know what Mario is."
by anonymously irritated July 19, 2020
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