Turf bucket

A car usually a junker that gets used by everyone in the hood.

Let's just take the turf bucket real quick.

by Ravenscaw August 28, 2017

turf maintenance

The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.

Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"

by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013

Turf bullet

Mountain dew, vodka milk

You are turf bullet!

by The.moon27 April 22, 2021

Turf Lounge

A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.

We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.

by hoot rider November 4, 2017

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy

by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

Turf

To force someone to leave somewhere, often used in medicine as part of the "Buff and Turf"

The gomer in room 8 just wouldn't leave and kept saying "go avay, go avay, go avay" so I turfed her to psychiatry

by Datguy8 January 11, 2019

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018