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The Four Horsemen

By the last breath the fourth winds blow
Better raise your ears
The sound of hooves knock at your door
Lock up your wife and children now
It's time to wield the blade
For now you've got some company
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
You have been dying since the day you were born
You know it's all been planned
The quartet of deliverance rides
A sinner once, a sinner twice
No need for confessions now
'Cause now you've got the fight of your life
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
Time!
Has taken its toll on you
The lines that crack your face
Famine!
Your body it has torn through
Withered in every place
Pestilence!
For what you had to endure
And what you have put others through
Death!
Deliverance for you for sure
Now there's nothing you can do
So gather 'round young warriors now
And saddle up your steeds
Killing scores with demon swords
Now is the death of doers of wrong
Swing the judgement hammer down
Safely inside armor blood guts and sweat
The Horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With The Four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die
Oh, yeah yeah!
The Four Horsemen by anonymous April 6, 2022
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The Four Horsemen

A sexual act involving four, foreplay actions in one. A man does this to a woman. 1. Eating the pussy 2. Fingering the pussy 3. Pinching a nipple 4. Fingering or tickling the asshole. All four acts must be done simultaneously. She'll go crazy.
Dude, I was with my girl last night. I ate her out, fingered her, pinched her nipples, and tickled her asshole. I call it The Four Horsemen. She was squirting and writhing all over the place.
The Four Horsemen by The Ganoosh September 1, 2014

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The dangerous dare between friends of taking 4 shots of alcohol, simultaneously, in the specific order as follows:

1) War = 1 shot, Tequila
2) Famine = 1 shot, Rum
3) Pestilence = 1 shot, Whiskey
4) Death = 1 shot, Cement-Mixer
"Hey man, on your 21st birthday, we're getting you so trashed, & to get you started, were making you do The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

The Schizophrenic horde

Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."

The Armless Horseman 

The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.
My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!

The 4 horsemen 

The 4 horsemen is a reference to the smell of a mans possessions. Typically in ref reference of; Piss, sweat, cum, and shit
Wow when I went into Tyler’s room this morning it was like getting slapped by the 4 horsemen
The 4 horsemen by PowerHitter October 29, 2021

The 5th Horseman 

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.
Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."