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WhataSonic Express

* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.

The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.

*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”

Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”

Alex: “Good call!”

Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019
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Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)
Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
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expressing yourself

Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!

"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023
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papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.
by Papa4life November 6, 2017
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Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school
"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"
by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016
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hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!
Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!
by Princesslouise December 31, 2017
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tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out
I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers
by Boozyman September 9, 2018
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