* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019
Get the WhataSonic Expressmug. Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
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Get the Panda Expressmug. Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!
"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!
"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023
Get the expressing yourselfmug. A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.
by Papa4life November 6, 2017
Get the papa expressmug. by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016
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by Princesslouise December 31, 2017
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Get the tuberculosis expressmug.