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Bipolar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019
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Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
“Expressive following ins my specialty”
by Kendia244 August 8, 2018
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tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out
I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers
by Boozyman September 9, 2018
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pand express

the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.
American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"
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Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.
"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist May 21, 2018
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WhataSonic Express

* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.

The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.

*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”

Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”

Alex: “Good call!”

Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019
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Orient Express

A word describing a lot of cocaine use, usually at least 12 lines in row. Comes from the length of railway ie “rails” the Orient Express traverses.
Jack : Man I was so fucked up last night.
Jill: why?
Jack. I was railing it like the Orient Express
by Meesofat June 9, 2019
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