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Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.
¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION
by yogha August 29, 2023
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Blender

1. A kitchen device used to cut things into smaller chunks. Or making milkshakes
2. A program used for 3D modeling and animating.
1.
Yo i used the blender to make breadcrumbs for the meatballs.

2.
I use blender to make my 3D characters for my game.
by lolgamin009 September 6, 2023
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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024
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Fender Blender

Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
That bitch-ass bunk Dark Spyro, totally did the Fender Blender when I wasn't looking!
by RH-guy May 4, 2024
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Blender

To do something smoothly, without being bait.
to pull a blender
Mo pulled a blender in the Oleaster, blending a nurse
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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Blender

The boys blended it in the oleaster, blending it as nurses.
He pulled a blender and blended her snap, then pussy
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

****** Someone said cocks?

***** - Cabbage

**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head

*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
by blender stan May 21, 2024
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