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Buzzword Blender

Someone who fills their work with trendy academic or AI-generated buzzwords to sound smart, but the writing lacks coherence or depth. This person uses terms like 'synergy' or 'intersectionality' without context or understanding.
The paper was packed with jargon but made no senseBuzzword Blender alert.
by Briton Phillip September 15, 2025
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Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017
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swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities
The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.
by mzpiklz November 11, 2010
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Fender Blender

Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
That bitch-ass bunk Dark Spyro, totally did the Fender Blender when I wasn't looking!
by RH-guy May 4, 2024
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Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer
person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(
by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022
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blender

I SOVED MY DICK UP A BLENDER
by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 14, 2022
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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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