Australian Shave

It's like a shave, but down under

She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave

by ThePotatoChip January 04, 2017

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone July 19, 2013

Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 20, 2011

Australian Butterflies

Like stomach butterflies, but... Down under.

"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"

by $-money the dinosaur January 15, 2014

australian boys

metafore for penis and testicles, meaning down there

Emergency Room S07E01:
Something wrong with the australian boys?

Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles

by havarka October 01, 2014

Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

by shame123 February 12, 2013

Australian Backpack

A sex act in which a male is mounted by their partner in a "piggyback" style, wrapping their legs around the the front of the body, and masturbates the male with the arches of their feet (to completion).

My quads are exhausted after that Australian Backpack I got from Meghan last night

by megsydmillard January 23, 2016