Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
by paco90 January 20, 2011
"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"
by $-money the dinosaur January 15, 2014
When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.
by nickidel07 March 19, 2016
This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 04, 2015
A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.
Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
by shame123 February 12, 2013
Emergency Room S07E01:
Something wrong with the australian boys?
Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
Something wrong with the australian boys?
Question asked Dr. Greene after he was scrething his penis and testicles
by havarka October 01, 2014
A sex act in which a male is mounted by their partner in a "piggyback" style, wrapping their legs around the the front of the body, and masturbates the male with the arches of their feet (to completion).
by megsydmillard January 23, 2016