Simple Plan

Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.

Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by OMGWTFBBQ092 October 2, 2005

Simple Plan

A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.

Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.

by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

Dutches plan

"WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today

Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

cunt plan

A poorly thought-out plan that is doomed to fail.

Dude 1: So what are you up to this weekend?
Dude 2: Some friends and I are going streaking through the chainsaw factory. That'll show old man Wilkins!
Dude 1: Sounds like a cunt plan.

by thetanmancan1 June 20, 2011

The Fan Plan

1. An elaborate plot by Ryan to acquire the affection of Fan.

2. A style of playing Mah Jong.

"Hmm...yes...the Fan Plan is proceeding as expected...."

by Ryan P. June 7, 2005

plan BP

Solution needed in a problematic situation in case the original course of action failed.

Well ... the "top kill" didn't work. Shoot.

Too bad we don't have any plan BP.

by slickfish May 28, 2010

planning whore

Girls who plan to go over a persons house, movies, ect. Yet, last minute, usually in the last five minutes before having to be at their destination will call or text everybody they invited that it is cancled. The reason is unknown to all.

Hey Britney, Tom, Mike, Sam, and Kelly, want to go bowling tonight? 8:00

All: Yes

7:55: Sorry, plans are off, i have to go masterbate.

All: wow, what a planning whore

by Manynames101 March 3, 2010