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Simple Plan

Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by OMGWTFBBQ092 October 2, 2005
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Simple Plan

A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.
Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.
by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007
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The Fan Plan

1. An elaborate plot by Ryan to acquire the affection of Fan.

2. A style of playing Mah Jong.
"Hmm...yes...the Fan Plan is proceeding as expected...."
by Ryan P. June 7, 2005
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planned mistake

When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints
Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!

Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.
by Indigo 57 August 11, 2021
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planned obsolescence

A business strategy where a company plans the obsolescence of a product to encourage the purchase of a newer version of a product. This can be done in several ways, ranging from bad engineering to breaking updates. Apple most famously uses this strategy to slow down iPhones and iPads of 1-2 generations back to encourage people to buy a new more expensive iPhone.
Person 1: "My iPhone is slow! I can't believe it, I have an iPhone 6 which is only 1 generation behind!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Apple slows down the iPhone a lot via updates to try and get you to buy a new one. That's called planned obsolescence."
by pokemoneuro August 22, 2017
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poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available
(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"
by D. Scotty July 6, 2017
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cunt plan

A poorly thought-out plan that is doomed to fail.
Dude 1: So what are you up to this weekend?
Dude 2: Some friends and I are going streaking through the chainsaw factory. That'll show old man Wilkins!
Dude 1: Sounds like a cunt plan.
by thetanmancan1 June 20, 2011
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