South Texas Rotisserie

An act partaken by two males and one female; this includes one man receiving oral sex by the woman and the other man giving anal sex to the woman whilst both men attempt to rotate her in a clockwise/counter-clockwise motion, thus resembling a rotisserie chicken at your local Bar-B-Q Restaurant/PTA Meeting/etc.

Bob: "Hey, me and my buddy doubled-up on this girl last night."
John: "South Texas Rotisserie?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
John: "Been there done that!"

by B. Morales & J. Adams April 22, 2008

Dry Texter

Someone who can’t hold a texting conversation to save their fucking life.

Kara made me want to deep fry my left hand because she kept replying with “lol”. She’s such a dry texter.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

Texas Tongue Torch

Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!

I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.

by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011

Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.

Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?

by furiousness December 11, 2011

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

by ious d June 28, 2011

Text A Dump

When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".

A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".

Brett took his cell to the bathroom with him, guess he had to text a dump.

by WarNPeace October 9, 2012

Texas Marinara

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.

After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”

by LaHound June 28, 2018