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Verbal Terrorist 

Any individual who has a huge propensity for talking endlessly, largely about things you have no interest in and in spite of pleas to stop. The term comes from the idea that the person's verbosity is so extreme as to induce a level of suffering worth being deemed a small-scale act of terrorism.
Steve: Are you going to watch the fight on Tuesday? It's an important match for both contenders because -
Mike: I already told you, no.
Steve: Did you see the new independent film that had a good review in the newspaper? It's by the Spanish director -
Mike: NO!
Steve: You know, I can't believe how much of a joke the mayoral election was. I mean, I could've run a better campaign without -
Mike: Steve, SHUT UP!! You're a verbal terrorist, you know that? A Verbal TERRORIST! Go harass someone else, ok?

Wrestling terrorist 

A person who breaks things around people's houses by slamming other people in them using pro wrestling moves.
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you messed up your buddy's place and you broke your dad's laundry door, what the hell were you doing?"
Dude 2: "I did a DDT on that foreign kid from school into the laundry door and I also Rock Bottom'd him at his house."
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you're a real wrestling terrorist..."
Wrestling terrorist by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

sexuality terrorist 

People who go around forcing their sexuality onto others either directly through threats, intimidation, violence, bullying or through more subtle, indirect ways like denying you the right to marry, banning your sexuality legislatively or denying you benefits on expressions of your sexuality.
Such sexuality terrorists also tend to whine and charge allegations against their victims for extremism they indulge themselves in.
"god ! that luke is such a sexuality terrorist . He goes around forcing his sexuality on every gay student on the campus and then whines how its gays who are converting people into homosexuality"
sexuality terrorist by dudeforchange February 19, 2014

Ass Terrorist 

Someone who starts eating your ass out (giving a rim job) at a sex club when you did not invite them to do so. Ass terrorists are usually old men and attack when you are getting your dick sucked by some hot guy. This term is obviously used by mostly gay men.
I was getting my dick sucked by this hottie and some ass terrorist attacked me from behind.
Ass Terrorist by Jim April 4, 2003

text terrorist 

A person that bombards you with text messages before you can even respond.
Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you

Chica's Phone: What you doing?

Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day

Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"

Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
text terrorist by westfalia April 23, 2010

Fortresscraft terrorist

a person who joins any given session of fortesscraft with the sole purpose of destroying EVERYTHING.
Dude, where'd you're tower go?" "What!? Damn Fortresscraft terrorist!