tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

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Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

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boom boom tequila stairs

Process of abortion. Involves getting blackout drunk and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. Very effective and affordable.

Carmen was scared she may be Prego so she used the boom boom tequila stairs method.

by Calta crew 69 October 1, 2020

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Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

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