tia tequila 

Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!

"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."

tia tequila by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017

tori tequila 

Tori Tequila is a fun, charismatic , sassy lady! These girls are full of energy and will keep you in your toes! Loves to be in the spot light entertaining everyone. However, challenge this lady and she will bite back..

I challenge Tori Tequila to a duel and she bent me over and filled me with glitter!

tori tequila by Glitterbunny April 8, 2018

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

Facebook Tequila by SuzieSays November 30, 2020

National Tequila Day 

Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.

National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!

National Tequila Day by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021

Twisted Tequila Sunrise 

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

Twisted Tequila Sunrise by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk 

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk by JAB32 January 28, 2023

Karma Sutra Tequila 

When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.

'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'

Karma Sutra Tequila by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015