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Southern Alberta Snake Technique

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.
"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"
by M4rineRalstin3 July 7, 2022
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Wendell Krinn Technical High School

We're smart, but the school is filled with rednecks and dweebs who don't know how to walk in a hallway properly.
Man why does everybody at Wendell Krinn Technical High School stop in the middle of the hallway >:(
by Rejina Jeorge October 10, 2022
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rick the door technician

Rick the door technician is the hardest boss in Star Wars: Jedi survivor, actually he is the strongest character in all of fiction.
person 1: I was playing Elden ring and suddenly a boss appeared named "Rick the door technician" he ran up to me and i died instantly
person 2: same thing happened to me! I was playing minecraft though.
person 3: same thing happened to me in fortnite!
person 1: SHUT THE #### UP
person 2: SHUT THE #### UP
by frogsarecool290902 May 4, 2023
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Immortal Technique

The Dopest and illest rapper to spit on a mic. His rhymes are so crazy and his lyrics are so amazing that when he spits he disintergrates mics. NO JOKE and No doubt. He is also the only rapper who has a reason to think he is better then the rest and has the right to brag and be obnoxious!

He touches on political topics and world issues, his lyrical dictionary is at a high level so he isnt some dumb ass. He fucks up mc's. HE IS THE SHITTT!
Some pussy:Yo, that immortal technique is ight

Immortal technique: No nigga your mothers pussy is an ight, your people getting shot in the street thats an ight! Im the fucking immortal technique nigga!
by No doubt NO JOKE June 27, 2009
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techniculties

I'm sorry I can't get skype to work, I'm just really having some techniculties here.
by carnut11 September 11, 2009
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Tech On

I told our programmer he could create a new database and he totally got a tech on
by glaikery January 27, 2011
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Tech On The Road

A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.

The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.

Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"

Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."

Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."

Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."

Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"

Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
by pstas May 22, 2011
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