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Tequila sandwich

It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!
Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!
by Cj456 November 9, 2020
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tequila flip

A sexual attractive maneuver to pick up "girls" by sticking a full "tequila" bottle up your own ass and do a backflip after. Then chug the whole bottle without interrupting. When the person fails, he has to perform the "deathroll".
Person 1: What happened to that girl last night?
Persn 2: I performed a Tequila flip and we went to my appartement after.
Person 1: I tried it once, but i failed, so i did a deathroll and broke my neck.
by Dicktionairy Nibba October 8, 2020
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Tequila tits

A woman who has pushed a boundary beyond what is considered appropriate, typically in a sexual or inebriated situation.

When a woman gives zero fucks.
“I thought Sheryl was fine as the new leader of the PTO, but it seems she’s gone tequila tits with power”
by JL Brooks November 17, 2020
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taquira

Taquira is a beautiful queen, she is so strong yet so sensitive underneath. She is the biggest extrovert and no one could ever hate her, no one. She finds stressful situations such as fights and arguments uncomfortable and always tries to lighten up the mood with her beautiful laugh. People are so protective over her and want to keep them all to herself yet she just wants to be friends with everyone. She often gets pressured by her "friends" to be mean and rude yet she never gives in. We ALL love you taquira so please stop saying you're ugly cause you're absolutely stunning. Stunning blonde hair, gorgeous eyes and a body all models are jealous for we can all admit that we wish we could trade lives with taquira.
Person 1: Taquira is sooooooo Pretty

Person 2: I know right
by kookiekliker November 18, 2020
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taguilar

Drunk girls who drink tequila shots
*drunk girl has her shot and yells “Taguilar”
by Ejzreoisens January 1, 2021
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tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to saydrunk texting
Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.
by dumbassery95 February 16, 2021
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Tequila

The name of a stupid, white and fat little puppy mutt. She lives in New York and likes to do stuff like break into the owner's house and farts on your mom
Tequila you're such a little ballerina baby girl :)
by YT_BlueFro April 22, 2021
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