tafty

fake tattoos so that people can feel cool without having to actually get tatted up

friend 1: "look at my sick new ink that i got!"
friend 2: "that tattoo is so cool...too bad it's just a tafty"

by silentxbeauty February 22, 2015

taft

to be on the bad end of a deal
to have unfortunate circumstances excised on you

Katie got tafted when Scott tea-bagged as he slept in the fort.

by Sucks December 7, 2006

Taftazani

A positive person but at the same time a loving person. Be calm but don't be considered calm water no crocodile is so high the nature of a hero

Taftazani/tafzani

by Taftazani November 23, 2021

Tantaggler

Chocolate covered marshmallow with a bicuit base & jam filling.

Grandad loved a tantaggler with his cuppa, he sucked the mallow & jam then dipped the biscuit.

by biscuit monster February 28, 2009

Tabtarted

tab-tar-ted

The hangover from taking ecstasy; also known as tabs, the physical and mental feeling of exhaustion and inability to motivate yourself, the overall description of the next 24 hrs after you come down

I am straight tabtarted from rolling last night.

by Lady D-ya June 18, 2009

tabtale

A fairy tale that a tabloid newspaper has made up.
A report or article that is said to be true but isnt

that jamie pugh (britains got talent) is in fact a proffesional preformer and in fact does not have stage fright, and that it was all an act, this is a tabtale

by loki2511 June 29, 2009

Tantatas

What women get when they spend too much time in the tanning booth.

Look at those "Tantatas" They're huge.

by msimmers86 September 22, 2009