"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
by freelancerfive March 28, 2015
Get the Resting Muppet Facemug. Similar to resting bitch face and resting dick face. Resting snitch face is an indicator that a person has a secret and is trying to hold it back. Signs of resting snitch face include small, half smiles similar to Mona Lisa's. Suffers of resting snitch face may also have bouts of immature giggling as they try to hold back from sharing whatever secret they are holding in.
She tried to keep the secret that she ate her daughter's candy, but the mom's resting snitch face gave her away.
by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019
Get the resting snitch facemug. Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.
by egglet September 8, 2015
Get the resting judge facemug. The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
Get the Resting Crank Facemug. When an individual's face is stuck with a constant ferocious and hungry look, like that of a serial rapist right before the penetration of an unwilling or unknowing victim.
Vinny: "That bald dude over there has been staring at Molly like he's going to kill her all night. "
John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."
John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."
by FlamingBadgers March 10, 2017
Get the resting rape facemug. by bigback1234 November 15, 2014
Get the Resting Weeds Facemug. A condition that afflicts aging autocrats. Loss of connective tissue, paranoia, and increased body fat causes the face to morph into a shape resembling former US president George W. Bush.
Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.
Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.
by Miracle_Max_Ltc March 4, 2022
Get the resting GWB facemug.