dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts

Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget

by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015

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Meaty Sword

An erect penis

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.

by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009

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sausage sword

A tiny sausage shaped phallic

The girls all laughed at the size of James' sausage sword.

by sloth J February 21, 2018

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Skyward Swording is when during sex you try to wiggle your penis around inside of the vagina/butt. The idea is taken from the game Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which is a good game, if you aren't using the hard to control wii remote.

Yo girl, let me go Skyward Swording inside your "Water Temple."

by xx_GanonDragmaster_xx June 16, 2016

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tickle sword

Noun; the erect penis when used mainly for taunting, especially when rubbed against ticklish anatomy including armpits, ear lobes and genitalia

"I'm listening, Mom. He just keeps poking me with his tickle sword!"

by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011

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Sword Slut

A "Sword Slut" as a person or persons who promiscuously solicit alleged “moderation services” despite the actual wants or requirements of the Broadcaster and their channel. Example behavior would include, but not be limited to, extravagant comments regarding past experiences and vague accolades from random and usually unverifiable sources.

The sword slut visited as many Twitch channels as they could, claiming they could help them achieve number 1.

by OhMyGross July 30, 2023

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