Swining

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.

1:

Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."

by witherwtf October 28, 2009

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma October 2, 2020

Big Swinging Dick

A cross country runner who cares primarily about his rank among his teamates, not among his competition from other teams

A runner who begins a race or training run hard and then proceeds to fade steadily ultimately getting his ass kicked

A runner who goes all out like an idiot on monda and tuesday workouts, and has jack shit left for the rest of the week

"John was in the lead for the first 2 miles, but he had nothing for the last 3. He'd be a decent runner if he didn't try to be such a Big Swinging Dick."

by Joe's Hole August 28, 2009

swinging set

Figuratively, a man’s balls. Stones, i.e., fortitude. Guts.

Doctor: “I’m gonna write you a Rx for a swinging set (or swingin’ set), and I strongly suggest you fill it right away.

by Crustynoze October 11, 2007

slinking round

when a person is getting slizzard all over the place while watching their grandma take shots.

I had a ton of tequila and so I invited my grandma over then I slinked round for an hour and I told my friends, "yo i'm slinking round."

by yatta di December 4, 2010

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon January 2, 2016