swimmergrant

an illegal immergrant mainly from calais, that does not have the means to pay for the journey on a dinghy. hence having to breastroke the channel.

here come the swimmergrants, their dinghy must have popped.

by crewsycrewsy March 8, 2023

Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.

Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."

by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023

Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.

" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max

by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

swammer

Someone that has a speach empedament and slams dope intervaneiously.

Nick likes to brag "I'm a Swammer."

by anissa loosie December 6, 2007

shimmeringly

Incandescently shiny

Man's existence irreversibly altered perceived by eye, irrevocably called to salvation passing the altar by the holy cities shimmeringly glisten as angels hasten in conceiving spirituality listening believing fasten.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Shimmered

Just loser

You are a shimmered

by Astoria14 September 5, 2016