Suicide 

The easy way out

Bob couldn't take it any longer, so he committed suicide

Suicide by CallOfDutySucks June 7, 2018

Suicide 

Having sex with the same gender (Can also make for a great porn video).

Brian: Dude I'm so embarrassed from last night, it was suicide.
John: Oh God, I won't be surprised if you have aids after that.

Suicide by Lambful September 5, 2018

suicide 

some thing horrible that you shouldnt do. if you feel like you have ost eveyrthing and theres nothign more to live for then remember that you have soo many people who love you and hang on to that thought. that the last thing you have needs to stay.

dont kill yourself its the fastest road to nowhere. suicide is ridiculous

suicide by imgoingtobe13soon November 25, 2007

suicide 

self-pitty.
permedent result for temporary problem.
the most selfish thing one could possiably do.

so and so thought they had no one to talk to and no one that cared, they hung themslefs. and 3 days later you should of seen how many people were crying looking at his casket.

suicide by kaite January 24, 2004

suicide 

a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation.
individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter!

the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.

suicide by cmt_84 August 13, 2008

suicide 

it is a mothafuckin shit in your list to live a long life.

suicide by pixies July 19, 2003

Suicide 

Someone who wants to go to heaven/hell quicker. As youve seen people blowing eachother up in Iraq. Suicide bombers are stupid they cant even kill themselves properly. They have to kill others around them by blowing them up from thir fumes and fire. them Iraqui bombers couldnt bomb themselves up if it depended on their lives. Its exactly like saying to God you cant fire me I quit.

Suicidal Bomber 1: Where'd that bomb go?
Suicidal Bomber 2: Its on your head Sir.
Suicidal Bomber 1: Good. Have you got on yours?
Suicidal Bomber 2: Yup :)
Suicidal Bomber 1: It will blow up in 30 mins.

5 Mins Later......


BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


News: Iraq was blown up yesterday by two pathetic stupid suicidal bombers which were found dead with bombs on their heads.

Suicide by Da Miker June 6, 2005