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by Horny Panda September 18, 2016
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Spider-Man

To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.
Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.
by Okuta July 27, 2016
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Spider Loaf

Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.
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by MandMs05 March 12, 2019
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Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web
Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!
by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019
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@SpidergunYT

A furry who live-streams and is very funny
@SpidergunYT:¨ Whats up my gigity gamers today we are playing Terraria with shade and syrup exe¨
by Bumblebeeeeeeee January 25, 2023
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Spider Behavior

Engaging in malicious spider-like behavior. This includes but is not limited to; manipulation through emotional traps, poisoning others personal relationships, demonization, negative attention-seeking, and the spread of negative auras. This is very common in people with BPD and narcissism.
"My ex keeps trying to manipulate my friends to turn them against me!"
"That sounds like Spider Behavior dude."
by doelirious May 18, 2023
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Archer Spider

an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.

They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.

They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.

However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.

Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.

So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.
That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider
by Firebringer February 3, 2010
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