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Steven

The funniest person you'll ever meet, very thoughtful, and cute.
Person 1: I made a new friend!

Person 2: Yeah?

Person 1: Yeah, he's my Steven. Best friend ever made!!
by taadpole January 24, 2010
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Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.
"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"
by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008
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Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even
Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"
by hydragyrum January 10, 2005
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steven he

steven he: emotional damage
cringe tiktok girl: omg senpai marry me
by urdadnevercamebackL February 1, 2022
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Stevan

He is super sweet and very smart. He is amazing at whatever life puts in front of him. He usually has chocolate brown eyes and brown hair. He has a lot of musical talent and the only people who don’t like him are mean because they are jealous. He loves to play the drums and be annoying by showing off his talent. He is very loyal to his gf and likes to annoy his family by being funny. He has a lot of friends and he wants what everybody wants in life. He wants to share his amazing talent with the world. He is very handsome and he has a crazy ex gf, but otherwise his life is pretty great.
Girl 1: is that Stevan over there?
Girl 2: yeah. You would never have a chance with him cause he is already dating the prettiest girl in school.
by Yeemos_And_Sinners_Unite June 13, 2019
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Stevenson’s law

Stevenson’s law, based off of Noelle Stevenson, writer of She-ra. She has said to assume all of the characters are queer/lgbtq in some way shape or form instead of the opposite which is usually true, for other shows at least, it has become a meme quickly in queer cartoon communities.
Person one: my head canon is that Gus from the owl house is ace

Person two: hell yeah! Stevenson’s law man!!
by nomyweaknerdarms June 10, 2021
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Steven Mad Bunda!!!

The hottest person on the planet, turns people gay instantly with his massive Bunda!!!
by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021
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