squirrel

Term for a person who does not know when to cross in traffic, or a person who casually walks in front of a moving vehicle with little or no concern.

Origin: A racist joke.
Q - What's the difference between a black person and a squirrel?
A - A squirrel knows when not to cross in traffic.

Note: Contrary to the origin of the joke, a squirrel can be a person of any race, sex, religion, etc.

Example:
I was driving over here and almost hit someone. The stupid squirrel just walked right out in front of my car.

by RaScarabous October 10, 2011

squirrel

a cute woman who happens to love illegal substances.

"that squirrel smoked my shit"

by squirrely 1 kanobe December 21, 2004

“Squirrel it away”

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Squirrel Pack

The thing in front of the left handed scissors.

Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"

by CodyDV October 27, 2010

squirrel blanket

an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art

rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work

by bossa screwanova September 14, 2009

squirrel

the large clump of hair nestling around the butthole. like a mohawk, but wedged between your cheeks.

dude, jon's passed out naked on the bed and all you can see is his hairy squirrel

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Squirrel friend

Reference among drag queens to refer to other drag queens, especially those that hide their nuts.

"Greetings squirrel friends!" ~ RuPaul
"Can I borrow your wig? We are squirrel friends, right?"

by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013