Silver Springs

A small town in the desert of Nevada, citizens of Silver Springs are often missing teeth, know little of the outside world, and deny the existence of science. However, this may also be blamed by the unhealthy combination of Jack Daniels, Slim Jims and Mormanism, known as the "Nevada Trinity." Every homes abandoned pickup truck must have the tires removed and be contained at least 51% inside the chain link fence. Pitt Bulls are forbidden to be spayed or neutered and may not be chained or kept inside the chain link fence. Silver Springs ranks first in the state of Nevada for Domestic Violence, DUI Arrests and Incest. The average age of conception is 15.58 years or age. The Median income is $10,613.59 (the maximum annual unemployment benefit paid for by the state of Nevada.) The whole place is full of sagebrush, 10 square miles of sagebrush and prostitutes. You can also find mentally (and physically) retarded tourists (counting as fauna) who've been sent there by mistake and think they're at Disneyland. Silver Springs also ranks
#1 for most hookers.
#1 for most meth usage.
#1 for most Californian escapees in the past 3 decades
#1 for most most STD's per square mile (#2 is New Jersey)
#4 for most freaky-type people( who migrate to Bay to Breakers in California once a year).
#2 for being 38th on SAT scores.
#1 for the quickest time to be wedded (or divorced).
#50 for cost of real estate housing after real estate bubble burst.
#666 (or 13) for being Sodom and Gomorrah.

Friend 1: "Did you go to that party in Silver Springs?"
Friend 2: "No, what happened"
Friend 1: " I guess the math teacher from the highschool got caught with a sophomore"
Friend 2: "Again!!"

by WP2316NOFTW December 27, 2010

Holly Springs

A small town in NC. its full of gay fags, whore, sluts and stuck up bitches. no one is actually from northcarolina here. they all move here from other places, and therefore think there better. they dont care about other people. all the parents think its a better town, but really its full of druggys. everyone is rich so they all shop at hollister and shit. the houses are riduculsly priced and you have to buy alchol at a state run place. its hell on earth.

I'm from holly springs therefore i'm better than you.

by JxGOSSIP! June 12, 2009

Springboro Junior High School

A school just a half mile from (Springboro High School) where about 25% of the students, who are often jocks, are complete jerks who are rich as fuck and talk shit about each other behind each others backs. Of that 25% some engage in illegal activity such as finding the "Candy Shop" and buying some "candy" for their personal use. Roughly 10% of the people are bullies who knowingly antagonize their victim on a daily basis by saying "Hey (insert victim's name here)" which is meant to simply just make the victim feel awkward and belittle them. When this occurs often the victim can do nothing because they cannot simply go to a teacher and say that someone keeps saying hi to them. About 50% of the students are normal people who are simply trying to do the best they can and walk around in a bliss simply not coming to the realization of the bullying and other illicit activities that are happening around them. Lastly, there is the 15% that are normal humane people that are willing to help those that are belittled and bullied, but often get bullied for it. Overall, life at SJHS sucks for those that aren't jerks and rich.

Kid 1: Do you go to Springboro Junior High School?
Kid 2: Yes, it sucks. All the jocks are rich and complete asses.

by Inconspicuos May 20, 2016

Springboro

City located in Southwestern Ohio between Dayton and Cincinnati. Predominantly upper middle-class Republican residents with kind hearts and strong work ethics. Big and little shops, plenty of restaurants, and a small town that continues to grow.

Springboro Ohio is a fine Midwestern town.

by OxC May 4, 2018

Tiddy sprinkles

Estrogen pills

I finally got my tiddy sprinkles

by kira121 October 26, 2020

Cambridge Springs, PA

Conformity, Drunken-Abuse, Future Jail Inmates of America, White Trash in Black Spandex, etc.

Waaaa! --I'm from Cambridge Springs, PA and I was abused, so while I expect everybody else to kiss my ass, I'm going to treat everybody who wasn't responsible like total crap! Then if that doesn't work, I'll get drunk and beat my kids, and/or cheat on my spouse! And while my kids define every sense of term 'worthless', I'll deny it was my undoing, and then demand my kids to live up to everything I never had the guts or brains to do myself. And once it's realized that it doesn't matter what is right or wrong(it's about majority), I'll team up with other degenerate-parents, and exploit others to hide the skeletons in my own closet.

by Smoker's Alley July 16, 2009

Palm Springs High School

Palm Springs High School is the home of the Indians.

The only high school in the Coachella Valley with a successful arts department (i.e. band, choir, theater, studio art, recording technology, and film production). An awesome place to go to school, because it's in a nice part of Palm Springs, and also has the best History and English teachers ever. Palm Springs High also beats its rival school, Cathedral City, at almost everything. This is likely due to the fact that Cat City is a scary place, filled with rapists and car jackers.

Example 1:

Cathedral City Student: "LION PRIDE! LET'S MEOW AT PALM SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL!"

Palm Springs Student 1: "Go Cat Shitty!"

Palm Springs Student 2: "We love you, Kitty City, you're so adorable!"

Example 2:

Palm Springs Student: "I love Palm Springs High School, because I can read!"

Cathedral City Student: "Literacy is over rated."

by ReppinThe760 August 6, 2010